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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 15:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

No, not a chance

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

I'm 35. What's the quickest way to grow my hair as long as females?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

share office space ...

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Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Person arrested after security threat at Sea-Tac, flights halted - MyNorthwest.com

Then came..

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Review of American Airlines' Flagship Suite Preferred on the inaugural flight - The Points Guy

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

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They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?