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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
I'm 35. What's the quickest way to grow my hair as long as females?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
share office space ...
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!